Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Oh, Just Because My Ability is Called Brokeback Mountain, You Automatically Assume I'm Gay?

Some days, it's just not fun to be gay:
Pokemon: Drapion
Ability: Brokeback Mountain
Brokeback Mountain is an ability that allows the user to contort his/her body in ridiculous ways. Elbows and knees will be able to bend the other way and also rotate; Head and torso will be able to turn a full 360 degrees (Although 180 degrees should be enough in most situations); The entire body can contort to fit into a box the size of a kindergartner's schoolbag. Drapion thinks Brokeback Mountain's a pretty cool ability, but he hasn't found any specific use for it yet. Occasionally, he uses it to freak people out so they won't bother (Or molest) him.

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