Nobody Enjoys Surprise Butt Smacks

Meet the gay baseball player (Not related to the unlucky pilot). Then meet the guy he's trying to flirt with:
Pokemon: Absol
Ability: White Zombie
White Zombie is an ability that allows the user to remove the force from an object hitting him/her and expel it elsewhere. Traditionally, the force is passed into the ground through the feet, but expelling the force through the hands and any other part of the body is also possible. In fact, it's probably the best way to utilize White Zombie during combat. Absol tends to use the second method a lot, to the point that he does it instinctively. He's also not very familiar with American culture (He comes from Arabia. Don't ask why I decided to give Yin Yang powers to an Arabian).