Sunday, August 15, 2010

I'm Drinking Apple Juice. And Now It's Coloured Water. And Now It's Beer.

To conclude the week of multi-form Pokemon, I've selected a Pokemon that possesses an effingly high number of forms. Not Rotom, I've already drawn her. It's not Arceus or Unown either, no, this Pokemon has so many forms, they outnumber the total amount of Pokemon, even if you include the 5th generation (I'm pretty sure)! With a staggering 4294967296 different forms (Or double that if you count shinies), say hello to the staggering panda Pokemon:
Pokemon: Spinda
Ability: Whiskey In A Jar
Whiskey In A Jar is an ability that allows the user to induce the effects of drunkenness in other people, without the need for alcohol. These effects include: Impaired motor coordination, blurred vision, slurred speech, narcolepsy, poor judgement, short-term memory loss, being "taken advantage" of, missing clothes, missing teeth, hallucinations, out of body experiences, out of mind experiences, out of this world experiences, tendency to be involved in fights, tendency to be involved in car accidents, tendency to be involved by the police, tendency to be involved by wives (Never husbands, cause they're usually out drinking somewhere else), lack of consciousness, lack of hydration, lack of IQ, sudden weight gain, sudden weight loss, spontaneous vomiting, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, goddamn hangovers, waking up in the toilet, waking up in a stranger's bedroom, waking up in jail, and financial instability. Spinda thinks it's fun to experience the sensation of being drunk, and believes that everyone should try it out for themselves. Thus, wherever Spinda goes, expect the people around him to do completely stupid things. It's said that Spinda has never been seen sober before...

2 comments:

  1. Wait... how does Spinda has multiple different forms? Its whirly eyes, or what? o.o

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  2. did you know that every single spinda you catch ingame is different? the difference is in the spot patterns.
    Apparently, these patterns are linked to personality values, a string of 32 binary digits (Adding to a total of 2^32 combinations).
    Quite a few Gen 3 mechanics make use of personality values (Since it was introduced that gen), including Wurmple's evolutions, Pokemon natures, and abilities.

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