No, Gay Baseball Player, You Do Not Go Around Touching Random Men's Butts

Somebody needs to teach him a lesson:
Pokemon: Sandslash
Ability: Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails is an ability that allows the user to manipulate and alter anything that contains keratin. Keratin is a protein most commonly found in nails and hair, so it's predictable that Sandslash will use his nails and hair to attack and defend. Keratin can also be found in hooves, claws, feathers and so on, but altering them won't really do much for the user. The properties that can be manipulated by Nine Inch Nails are stiffness, rigidity, length, and weight of the objects being affected. This means the user can't make his/her hair move about wildly and grapple branches or anything like that. Sandslash usually applies Nine Inch Nails to his fingernails, making them longer and stiffer for offensive potential. He keeps his toenails exposed in case he needs to use them.