Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me!

Did you look up the other Q Pokemon? Yes? Well then, you have probably realized that yesterday's Quilava is going to be the only gijinka that will seem even remotely attractive this week. I hope you're ready for the two guys coming up next:
Pokemon: Quagsire
Ability: Caribbean Pirates
Caribbean Pirates is an ability that allows the user to cause solid surfaces to act like water. Any surface under the effect of Caribbean Pirates will become "liquidised" with the density, surface tension, and viscosity of normal water. If a splash is produced and droplets escape from the surface, they will always return to the surface to conserve mass, even if it means going through layers upon layers of tough material. Quagsire enjoys using this ability to float around since he can't walk long distances without collapsing...