Now I Know My ABC's, Next Time Won't You Bug Someone Else?

Due to a combination of time management issues, unexpected occurrences, expected occurrences, and lousy connection, today's post is very very late:
Pokemon: Unown
Ability: Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum
Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum (Possibly the longest name in my ability directory) is an ability that gives the user 26 powers to choose from, but only one can be used at any given time. The abilities are as follows: A(Angry)-Turn into human bomb; B(Bear)-Be invincible as long as not moving; C(Chase)-Any thrown object will hit its target; D(Direct)-Create arrows that instantly change the direction of anything that touches them; E(Engage)-Cause opponents to repeat actions; F(Find)-Create invisible items; G(Give)-Produce boxes with differing effects; H(Help)-Summon zombies by shrieking; I(Increase)-Enhance any one physical quality to its maximum; J(Join)-Fuse two objects together; K(Keep)-Protect against any one thing at a time; L(Laugh)-Cause sudden outbursts of laughter from opponent; M(Make)-Become a bionic cyborg; N(Nuzzle)-Absorb energy through skin contact; O(Observe)-See the future; P(Perform)-Summon a performing stage; Q(Quicken)-Increase movement speed; R(Reassure)-Read minds; S(Search)-Locate anything; T(Tell)-Can create sonic booms; U(Undo)-Go back five seconds in time; V(Vanish)-Can turn invisible; W(Want)-Can summon anything if a twinkle is seen after wishing; X(Xxxxx)-Cancels opponent's ability; Y(Yield)-Can stop time for three seconds after sneezing; Z(Zoom)-Can spurt fire from feet. If you managed to read through all that and remember it all then congratulations. Even Unown still has trouble trying to remember what all his choices do, resulting in some pretty stupid decisions. The only one he remembers for sure is Xxxxx because of its usefulness...Hey, did you really just read through all that?