He Saves Tabs and Downloads

If you haven't noticed a pattern with the Eeveelutions abilities by now, there's something wrong with you:
Pokemon: Flareon
Ability: Firefox
Firefox is my default browser. Besides that, it is also an ability that allows the user to turn into fire. One should note that Firefox strictly only allows the user to turn into fire, not control it, not produce it, just turn into it. This means that Firefox is classified as a defensive ability rather than an offensive one. This doesn't stop Flareon from using it offensively though; Under pressure, Flareon can turn into an intense amount of flames that can potentially heat up an entire room to deadly temperatures quick as a flash. Luckily for most people, Flareon is essentially kind-hearted and cares about the well-being of others much more than his own self.