Oh Tragedy!

It is most unfortunate but this might be the last blog post you'll see from me in a while. With schoolwork increasing by the motherloads and people requesting my help for tutoring and stuff, I'm running out of time for stuff like this. Sorry folks, it might be a while before I post again. But let's end this weekend first. Today's Pokemon can be considered a "living fossil" (Yes, I'm kinda stretching the meaning of "fossil" here but bear with me), based on a similar Earth creature known as the coelocanth. Ladies and gentlemen, the living rock fish:
Pokemon: Relicanth
Ability: Thousand Days
No, that's not how long this project is going on hold...Thousand Days is an ability that allows the user to accelerate the natural aging process of any inanimate object. This usually results in instantaneous deterioration and decomposition of the items in question. Thousand Days will not affect living beings, be they animals or plants (Note that dead beings can be affected due to them no longer classifiable as "living" things). In essence, this ability exponentially speeds up the rate at which bacteria decomposes things or the rate at which natural elements wear down an item. Physical contact is an activation condition. Relicanth himself has not fully mastered Thousand Days (He has sufficient control to not destroy everything he touches), so he might accidentally disintegrate your clothes if he suddenly loses focus (It happens more often than you think...Those narrow eyes can't seem to stay focused on anything for long periods of time).