Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!

This weekend, I'll be showcasing gijinkas of the three most annoying Pokemon in the history of Pokemon. Let's start off with the goddamn bat:
Pokemon: Zubat
Ability: Blindmelon
Blindmelon is an ability that allows the user to take away a person's sense of vision. It basically makes people go blind, unable to see anything, not even their fingers held up to their face. It can affect as many people as the user wants, so it's pretty annoying. Zubat himself is completely blind, but like all the other blind people you see in movies, his sense of hearing is sharpened to the max. He uses Blindmelon to make his opponents see the same thing he does - Absolutely nothing. He also doesn't wear shoes so that he can feel what he's walking on. Sometimes, he just blinds people to be a jerk.