Dude...Like, Chill Out Man~

Thank you for saving me, but our princess is in another goddamn castle:
Pokemon: Breloom
Ability: Princess Toadstool
Princess Toadstool allows the user to produce mushrooms from the skin. That's right, mushrooms. These mushrooms are able to pass their toxins into another person's bloodstream by melding with their skin so it's really not a good idea to touch one of these mushrooms with your bare hands. Depending on the mushroom produced, a myriad of "special effects" can be induced in the target, ranging from diarrhea to groovy hallucinations of an Italian plumber. Breloom uses Princess Toadstool to incapacitate anyone she doesn't like, but she also sells hallucinogenic mushrooms to people who are willing (or crazy enough) to purchase and consume them. Breloom finds the random babbling and silly actions of the affected people...amusing, though she will never attempt to consume any mushroom herself.